shibalytics.app / the harness

The harness that hunts —
and pulls the trigger.

Shibalytics runs on a purpose-built trading harness: an agent core re-engineered for one job — reading markets and acting on them. Hosted, always on, and sharpened on its own results. You never touch a key or a config. You just talk, and it hunts.

A brain built for trading

Not a chat model
bolted onto some APIs.

Most "AI agents" are a generic assistant wired to a swap endpoint. Shibalytics is the opposite: the agent core itself is re-engineered and tuned around market reasoning, and execution is native — not an afterthought. It runs 24/7 on our infrastructure, so there's nothing to set up and nothing to babysit.

Purpose-built. Always on. Sharpened on its own results.

Tuned on outcomes

Sharpened on measured wins and losses — the evidence loop is its training signal.

Tool-native

Reasons directly over live on-chain and social evidence, then calls execution tools itself.

Hosted & always on

We run it 24/7. No keys, no infra, no babysitting — it hunts while you sleep.


Talk. It trades.

From a hunch to a filled order in one sentence.

No dashboards to wrestle, no ten tabs of tooling. Tell the agent what you want in plain English — it handles the rest, on-chain, from a wallet only you control.

Say it like you'd say it to a friend

"Buy me half an ETH of anything the filter loves this morning, but skip anything the shill radar flags." The agent reasons it out, shows you the receipts, and fires.

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Your wallet. Your rules. Its speed.

A non-custodial wallet is spun up for you — you hold the keys and can withdraw anytime. Set your autonomy: pure advisor, one-tap confirm, or hands-off within guardrails. It moves at machine speed inside the box you draw.

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Triggers that read the chain, not just the candle

Most bots can only fire on price. Ours fires on evidence: "sell the second the deployer's wallet moves," "buy if smart money starts accumulating," "exit if the filter's score falls below 70." The signals that actually front-run a dump become your stop-loss.

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Set the strategy. Walk away.

Hand it a standing brief once — "every morning, scan new launches, size the ones that clear the filter, cap me at $200 a name" — and it runs the whole loop while you're offline: scan, filter, size, execute, log. A hosted quant desk that never sleeps.

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Built like a pro desk

It moves fast. You hold the leash.

The guardrails a real trading desk runs, wired in from day one — not bolted on after the first blow-up.

Fail-closed risk rails

Daily and per-trade USD caps, an allowlist with cooldowns, and a one-tap kill switch. If it can't price a trade or the limit's hit, it refuses — the safe default is don't trade.

MEV-protected routing

Orders go out through private relays by default, so they never sit in the public mempool to be sandwiched or front-run. You keep the price you were quoted.

Non-custodial wallet

A wallet is spun up for you and the keys are yours to export. Withdraw anytime. There's no deposit address we control and no way for us to move your funds.

Screened execution

Every route is screened for malicious contracts, honeypots and prompt-injection before a transaction is ever signed.

Your autonomy dial

Advisor that only suggests, one-tap confirm, or hands-off within your limits. You decide how far it runs — and can pull it back in an instant.

Every move on the record

Full audit trail and live PnL, attributed call by call. You see exactly what it did, why, and what it made or lost — the same receipts that grade the harness.